Dad jokes by text
A fresh groaner every morning.
Your kids will roll their eyes. Then they'll repeat it at school. A brand-new, clean dad joke lands on your phone in time for breakfast, every day you choose.
- 7 days free, cancel anytime
- No app. Works on any phone that gets texts
- Secure checkout with Stripe
- Reminder before your trial ends
I'm afraid of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
Landing on phones every day
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crummy.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
I'm afraid of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? It's two tired.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
How it works
Set it up once. Laugh every day.
It takes about two minutes, and there is nothing to download.
Tell us about your audience
Your kids' ages and what they're into. We'll aim the groaners right at them.
Pick your time
Breakfast, the school run or dinner. One fresh joke, right on cue.
Deliver it with a straight face
It arrives as a normal text. The timing and the wink are up to you.
An eye roll still counts as a win.
See it in action
A joke at 7:00. A laugh by 7:01.
The joke arrives like any other text. Reply 1 if it landed or 2 if it didn't, and the next one gets a little closer to what makes your people laugh.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
Reply 1 if they laughed, 2 if not
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Certified groaners
Clean enough for the kids. Bad enough to be great.
Clean and checked
Every joke is checked for age and taste before it is ever sent.
No repeats
You won't get the same joke twice for at least three years.
Nothing to install
It's a text message. If your phone gets texts, you're all set.
Gets better every week
Reply 1 or 2 and we learn which jokes make your kids laugh.
Pricing
Try it free for 7 days
Pick a plan, get your first joke today, and cancel anytime from your account.
Just me
[PRICE] / month
Billed monthly after your free trial
- 1 joke profile
- 1 joke a day, on the days you pick
- Your own time for each day
Me and the kids
Most popular[PRICE] / month
Billed monthly after your free trial
- Up to 3 joke profiles, one per kid
- 1 joke a day per profile
- Your own time for each day
- Secure payment handled by Stripe
- We never see or store your card number
- Email reminder 3 days before you're charged
- Cancel in one click from your account
Every joke is sent to your phone. Msg & data rates may apply.
Questions
Good questions
Who receives the jokes?
You do. Every joke goes to your phone, and you share it however you like: out loud, on a call or by forwarding it. The people you laugh with don't need a phone or an account.
Are the jokes really clean?
Yes. Every joke is matched to the age you pick and checked before it is sent. No swearing, no politics and no jokes at anyone's expense.
Will I ever get the same joke twice?
Not for at least three years, and we also catch reworded versions of the same joke.
Can I choose the days and time?
Yes. Pick any days and a time between 8 AM and 9 PM in your time zone. You can use the same time every day or a different time for each day, for example 7 AM on school days and 5:30 PM on Sundays. Each profile gets at most one joke a day.
How does the free trial work?
You get 7 days free. We email you a reminder 3 days before the trial ends, and you're only charged if you keep your plan.
How do I cancel?
With one click on your account page. You keep your jokes until the end of the period you've paid for.
