Jokes by text, right on schedule

Make someone laugh today.

Tell us who the jokes are for and when you need one. ChuckleText texts you a clean, personal joke right on schedule, ready to share with the grandkids, your kids, your partner or your crew.

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A grandfather and his grandchild laughing together
A mother walking out of school with her two laughing children A man laughing on a video call with his coworkers
ChuckleText3:15 PM

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.

For the kids · school pickup

Landing on phones every day

For the grandkids · 7:00 AM

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crummy.

For Emma · 8:30 PM

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

For the kids · 3:15 PM

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

For the breakfast table · 7:30 AM

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

For Lily · 9:00 AM

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

For the team · 9:55 AM

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

For the grandkids · 5:30 PM

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!

For Dad · 7:00 AM

I'm afraid of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.

For the kids · 8:00 PM

Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? It's two tired.

For Sam · 12:30 PM

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

For the twins · 3:05 PM

Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

For Grandpa · 10:00 AM

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Real people, real laughs

A tiny joke. A big moment.

The joke takes five seconds. The laugh is what they remember.

A grandfather laughing with his grandchild on the sofa
Sunday with Grandpa
“What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?”
A mother and her two kids laughing on the way home from school
The walk home from school
A man laughing on a video call with coworkers
Monday morning call
“It’s two tired!”

How it works

Set it up once. Laugh every day.

It takes about two minutes, and there is nothing to download.

1

Tell us who it's for

An age group and a few things they love: dinosaurs, soccer, gardening, coffee. No names needed.

2

Pick your time

Breakfast, school pickup, a lunch break or bedtime. You choose the days and the time.

3

Get the joke, share the laugh

It arrives as a normal text. Say it out loud, forward it, or save it for later.

Everyone has someone who could use a laugh today.

See it in action

A joke at 7:00. A laugh by 7:01.

The joke arrives like any other text. Reply 1 if it landed or 2 if it didn't, and the next one gets a little closer to what makes your people laugh.

ChuckleTextText message · Today 7:00 AM

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
Reply 1 if they laughed, 2 if not

1

Rating saved: more dinosaur jokes ahead

For every age

From silly to clever, always clean.

Clean and checked

Every joke is checked for age and taste before it is ever sent.

No repeats

You won't get the same joke twice for at least three years.

Nothing to install

It's a text message. If your phone gets texts, you're all set.

Gets better every week

Reply 1 or 2 and we learn which jokes make your people laugh.

Pricing

Try it free for 7 days

Pick a plan, get your first joke today, and cancel anytime from your account.

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  • 1 joke profile
  • 1 joke a day, on the days you pick
  • Your own time for each day
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  • Up to 3 joke profiles
  • 1 joke a day per profile
  • Your own time for each day
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  • We never see or store your card number
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Every joke is sent to your phone. Msg & data rates may apply.

Questions

Good questions

Who receives the jokes?

You do. Every joke goes to your phone, and you share it however you like: out loud, on a call or by forwarding it. The people you laugh with don't need a phone or an account.

Do I need to download an app?

No. ChuckleText is plain text messages. If your phone can receive texts, you're all set.

Are the jokes really clean?

Yes. Every joke is matched to the age you pick and checked before it is sent. No swearing, no politics and no jokes at anyone's expense.

How do you make the jokes personal?

You choose an age group, up to 10 favorite topics and anything to avoid. Each time you reply 1 or 2, we learn what lands and send more of it.

How does the free trial work?

You get 7 days free. We email you a reminder 3 days before the trial ends, and you're only charged if you keep your plan.

How do I cancel?

With one click on your account page. You keep your jokes until the end of the period you've paid for.

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