Joke texts for long-distance couples
Share a laugh, even miles apart.
Pick the moment you both reach for your phones. A clean joke about the things you love lands on yours, ready to forward the second it arrives, so your call starts with a smile.
- 7 days free, cancel anytime
- No app. Works on any phone that gets texts
- Secure checkout with Stripe
- Reminder before your trial ends
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner's on me.
Landing on phones every day
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling a little crummy.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
I'm afraid of elevators, so I'm taking steps to avoid them.
Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? It's two tired.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
How it works
Set it up once. Laugh every day.
It takes about two minutes, and there is nothing to download.
Tell us about the two of you
Things you both love: hiking, cooking, bad movies, your dog. We'll keep it sweet and clean.
Pick your moment
A good-morning text, a lunch break or right before your nightly call.
Forward it and laugh together
The joke lands on your phone. Send it on, read it out on the call, or save it for when you're together.
Miles apart. Same laugh.
See it in action
A joke at 7:00. A laugh by 7:01.
The joke arrives like any other text. Reply 1 if it landed or 2 if it didn't, and the next one gets a little closer to what makes your people laugh.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
Reply 1 if they laughed, 2 if not
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For the two of you
Sweet, silly or clever. Your call.
Clean and checked
Every joke is checked for age and taste before it is ever sent.
No repeats
You won't get the same joke twice for at least three years.
Nothing to install
It's a text message. If your phone gets texts, you're all set.
Gets better every week
Reply 1 or 2 and we learn which jokes make you two laugh.
Pricing
Try it free for 7 days
Pick a plan, get your first joke today, and cancel anytime from your account.
Just the two of us
[PRICE] / month
Billed monthly after your free trial
- 1 joke profile
- 1 joke a day, on the days you pick
- Your own time for each day
Us and the family
Most popular[PRICE] / month
Billed monthly after your free trial
- Up to 3 joke profiles
- 1 joke a day per profile
- Your own time for each day
- Secure payment handled by Stripe
- We never see or store your card number
- Email reminder 3 days before you're charged
- Cancel in one click from your account
Every joke is sent to your phone. Msg & data rates may apply.
Questions
Good questions
Who receives the jokes?
You do. Every joke goes to your phone, and you share it however you like: out loud, on a call or by forwarding it. The people you laugh with don't need a phone or an account.
Can I get jokes for grown-ups?
Yes. Pick the adult age group for jokes that are still clean, but made for partners, friends and coworkers.
Can I choose the days and time?
Yes. Pick any days and a time between 8 AM and 9 PM in your time zone. You can use the same time every day or a different time for each day, for example 7 AM on school days and 5:30 PM on Sundays. Each profile gets at most one joke a day.
Will I ever get the same joke twice?
Not for at least three years, and we also catch reworded versions of the same joke.
How does the free trial work?
You get 7 days free. We email you a reminder 3 days before the trial ends, and you're only charged if you keep your plan.
How do I cancel?
With one click on your account page. You keep your jokes until the end of the period you've paid for.
